I LOVE GLUTEN!!!
I genuinely, sincerely, whole-heartedly don’t know what I would do if I ever got a diagnosis for celiac disease. No, I take that back. I know what I would do. I would starve. My three anti-drugs are: drinking beer, eating carbs and baking carb-loaded things… Sometimes all at once. I briefly considered religious life when someone told me that there is an order of nuns in Europe that…